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Discworld Monthly - Issue 167: March 2011

Table of Contents:

1. Editorial
2. News
3. Readers' Letters
4. DiscTrivia
5. Article: Discworld Games - Part 1: The Colour of Magic
6. Competition results
7. The End

1. Editorial

Welcome to issue 167. Since last month's issue there have been a lot of rumours and speculation about the new adaptation of Good Omens floating about on the Internet. At the time of writing, nothing has officially been confirmed - but we hope that this will change soon.

Terry Jones recently mentioned in his blog that he thought that it would be made into a feature film [Good Omens, not his blog ... Ed]. I think I'm safe in saying that it definitely won't be a feature film adaptation.

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Last month we unashamedly borrowed a quote from Douglas Adams' Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy in our readers' letters section. Right near the bit where we ask you to give proper credit if you used somebody else's works. We completely failed to follow our own advice by embarrassingly forgetting to credit the wonderful Mr Adams. Sorry.

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As of issue 166 last month we are now producing a version of Discworld Monthly that is formatted for the Kindle. We looked at the various distribution options but all of them involve the Kindle owner paying for the content so we have instead set up a new section of our website where we will publish the Kindle files. We may look at introducing a RSS feed to let you know when the new version is available.

In the meantime if you wish to read Discworld Monthly on your Kindle visit

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Don't forget, if you visit a play or a talk and would like to let the world know about it, please feel free to email your review to and we will consider it for publication.

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If you have written an article that you think we might want to include in the newsletter please feel free to email me at the address below. We will of course give credit for anything we use.

Jason Anthony (Editor)
William Barnett (Deputy Editor)
Richard Massey (Teacher's Pet Hate)

2. News

Discworld fans will have not one, but two new Discworld Games to enjoy in 2011. We mentioned the Ankh-Morpork game last month, the other is called Guards! Guards! A Discworld Boardgame and is well on its way to hitting the shelves this summer.

Stephen Player has recently been commissioned to produce the Illustrations for the game.

The game will be in the shops in June/July 2011.

It will be published by Z-Man Games in the US and will be distributed by Esdevium Games in the UK & Europe.

The game sees players taking on the role of newly recruited members of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch. With the Eight Great Spells missing from the Unseen University the future of the city hangs in the balance. Each player is tasked to collect and return a number of the spells to the University before the news of their loss gets out and chaos ensues.

You can view the artwork for the game's box at:

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News from Stephen Briggs:

"Well, from what Terry's said about it, it sounds as if SNUFF will be stageable, which will make it our November show at the Unicorn.

In the meantime, we're staging GK Chesterton's The Man Who Was Thursday on 11-14 May. I thought that, as Terry's a fan, and Neil G's a fan, there might be a few interested folk out there in the Pratchett multiverse...?

Stephen :o)"

You can find out more about the play at The Studio Theatre Club's website:

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Terry did rather well at the recent SFX awards (SFX is an excellent sci-fi magazine published in the UK) winning awards for best novel for I Shall Wear Midnight and the SFX Outstanding Contribution Award. SFX's website includes Terry's acceptance video.

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The Alzheimer's Research Trust (of which Terry is a patron) has recently changed its name to Alzheimer's Research UK. Alzheimer's Research UK is the UK's leading dementia research charity. It funds world-class pioneering scientists to find preventions, treatments and a cure for dementia. The objective of the re-brand was to create a new visual identity that helps 'uplift recognition' amongst the charity's target audiences, encourage greater support and, ultimately, accelerate its charitable progress.

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Do you know what Amigurumi is? No neither did I - apparently it is the Japanese art of knitting or crocheting small stuffed animals and anthropomorphic creatures.

It appears that June Gilbank has decided to crochet Great A'Tuin, the four elephants and the Disc itself. You can see pictures of the rather cute looking project at:

Now I'd really like one of those for my study...

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Discworld Dates...

This section will contain events that you need to keep in your diary. Entries will remain until they go out of date. New entries will include the word [New] next to them. If this section gets too large we will start pruning entries.

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[UK, New] SUDS - Sheffield University Drama Society will be presenting Wyrd Sisters at the University Drama Studio, Glossop Road, Sheffield from Wednesday 2 - Saturday 5 March 2011.

Performances start at 7:30pm.

Tickets can be reserved on

9 GBP full price 7 GBP for students and other concessions.

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[UK and AU, Updated] The Broken Drummers and The Drummers Downunder are groups of fans that meet up monthly in the UK and Australia.

Their next meetings are:

Monday 7th March 2011 - The new Perth branch of the Drummers Downunder, cousin to the Broken Drummers, will be having their first meeting from 7pm at The Vic Hotel, 226 Hay St, Subiaco, Australia.

Monday 7th Match 2011 - The Drummers Downunder (Sydney) meet at Maloneys on the corner of Pitt and Goulburn Streets (across the road from World Square), Sydney, Australia at 7pm.

Monday 7th March 2011 - The Broken Drummers meet at The Monkey Puzzle, Paddington, London, W2 1JQ, England at 7pm.

Visitors to any of the events will be made welcome.

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[AU] The third Australian Discworld Convention will be held on 8th, 9th and 10th April 2011 at the Penrith Panthers conference centre in Penrith, NSW. Places ARE limited so register now!

Terry has confirmed he is coming and more special guests are to be announced soon.

Keep checking in at The website has been updated with hotel information, Guilds and lots more.

Volunteers needed. Contact (no mimes - by order of the Patrician). If you would like to help us publicise the convention contact

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[DE] The Liber troupe will bring McBest [Wyrd Sisters - Ed] on stage in Weilheim/Bavaria on 15/16/17 April.

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[NL] The first Dutch Discworld Convention takes place at Hotel NH Atlanta in Rotterdam on 28th - 29th May 2011.

Program items so far are Premiere for the Netherlands of Going Postal, a Banquet buffet, a Masquerade and Workshops.

No news about Guests of Honour yet.

Contact details:

For further information contact:

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[US] NADWCon2011 planning is underway. The dates of the new con will be July 8-11, 2011, and the location will be the Madison Concourse Hotel and Governor's Club, in Madison, Wisconsin."

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[UK, New] Following on from last year's great success with Wyrd Sisters, Collingwood RSC will be performing Jingo at The NEW THEATRE ROYAL, Portsmouth, Hampshire, England.

The dates you want to know are Tuesday 12 till Friday 15 July 2011. curtain at 1930. FOUR shows ONLY.

Box Office number 02392 649000. Ticket prices Stall and Dress Circle 12 GBP (concession 10 GBP), Upper Circle 8 GBP (concession 6 GBP).

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[UK] Wadfest X - The Future and Beyond takes place from 19th - 21st August 2011. The event takes place at Trentfield Farm in Church Lanehan, Retford. Wadfest is a family-focused camping event where Discworld fans meet up for a weekend of fun and games from Luggage Wars to Live Pingu. The event includes a talent show and a charity auction where you can get some excellent collectors pieces.

More information at

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[DE] The German Discworld Convention 2011 will take place from 30th September to 3rd October 2011. Assassins will roam the halls of Castle Bilstein but they promise not to harm visitors of the 3rd German Discworld Convention during that time (except when contracted).

Registration has started and about 80 tickets remain.

You can let people know that you will be there by visiting us on Facebook.

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[IE] Irish Discworld Convention 2011 (IDWCon11)

The second biennial Irish Discworld Convention will take place, once again, in the Falls Hotel, Ennistymon. Taking place from the 4th-7th of November 2011. For those of you who missed it the first time, and if you don't mind us saying so, it was a bit of a bit! If you would like to be there this time membership is now open and information on all sorts is available at our website! Special Guest Professor Sir Terry Pratchett has confirmed his attendance! Now it's your turn!

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3. Readers' Letters

If you have any letters or comments, please email them to

We assume any correspondence is eligible for use in the newsletter unless otherwise stated, including the sender's email address. We may also edit your letters and remember to give proper credit to Douglas Adams when appropriate.

It is vitally important that you don't pass off other people's work as your own. If you use information from other resources please let us know so we can give proper credit.

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* From: "Rui Leite"

Well... I don't think this has been pointed out before, so here we go (here we go, here we go)... Right about the same time Unseen Academicals came out there was also a Portuguese film aimed at international market (that as far as I know, failed miserably) which reworked Romeo and Juliet's story having two rival football teams as background instead of two rival families. I recently saw it and the similarities between this and Unseen Academicals are uncanny, not so much plot-wise (the film is much less original and it focuses more on the reworking of the play with a few alterations to make it relevant to the football world) but mainly element-wise. The film was shot in the city of Porto, filled with medieval and ancient buildings, and many street matches were played in locations that wouldn't be out of place in Ankh-Morpork, in fact we hardly ever see modern buildings (I can't blame them though, the old part of the city is quite photogenic), also the priest in the original play was replaced by a doctor who was not very dissimilar in feel to doctor Lawn, and the film's Romeo could very well have been Trevor Likely (which is not surprising since they come from the same mould). The film's strongest point to me, though, was the way they shot the football matches, giving them the feel of real battles, where we could see the personal rivalries between players...I don't care much about the game, but I found these beautifully executed. I can only hope that they do this in the TV adaptation of the final game in Unseen Academicals, it would work perfectly...actually I found later that the man responsible for choreographing those scenes was there is a small chance that he can be involved in Unseen Academicals...please, please. Oh...and one last thing... the title of the movie? I kid you not: Star Crossed! (Spooky, huh?)

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* From: "Andrew Hesketh"

You compared the pile up of Christmas post with the Ankh-Morpork post office in Going Postal. I work in tax so have a lot of correspondence with Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs (HMRC) whose backlog of post and their ability to lose correspondence has become legendary. Having lost all this post (I am certain there are rooms stacked to the ceiling with it) I have to write further letters appealing against assessments and penalties because 'I have failed to submit a tax return' and this fuels the fire even more. Alas! In these enlightened days HMRC have removed their telephone contact numbers from their website and the ones we know are almost permanently engaged. The email inbox has, I suspect, dozens of virtual rooms filled with unopened emails.

Keep up the good work.

I look forward to reading Snuff and watching Unseen Academicals.

WB replies: Yup, I second the remarks about the phone line. I visualise it ringing away to itself in the bottom drawer of an abandoned desk somewhere... possibly behind a door with a 'Beware of the Leopard' sign on it. [Further apologies to Douglas Adams ... Ed]

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* From: "Liz Parkin"

I am sure that I am not the only one who can spend a happy hour or so 'casting' actors to play my favourite Discworld characters. For a long time I thought that Julian Rhind-Tutt would make a splendid Carrot, Maggie Smith as Esmeralda Weatherwax and of course the late Pete Postlethwaite as Vimes. Any other suggestions from readers? Don't let's leave it up to the TV people, they get it wrong. My least favourite of theirs was David Jason as Rincewind. David is a brilliant actor but he was far too old for the part.

DWM replies: We were unsure if we wanted to open this particular can of worms. We know that a lot of fan groups have spent considerable time working out their dream cast...

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* From: "Cynthia M Games"

Picking up on the comments about the Discworld year naming system, I am impressed by the real world 2011 Chinese New Year of the White Metal Rabbit.

I am reeling with visions of an albino Ozzy Osbunny, or the famous Rabbit sculpture by Geoff Koons, which I have always considered quite cute (it's a rabbit balloon hollowcast in steel I think), but as years go, the name alone sounds quite fun!

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* From: "Jacqueline Simpson"

In November 2010 I turned 80, and had a pleasant series of mini celebrations, including a magnificent bunch of flowers at Hogswatch in Wincanton, which I managed to keep alive for almost a month (thanks, Bernard and Isobel!). And a couple of weeks later my colleagues at the Folklore Society produced a totally delicious iced cake, with Discly decorations, namely the Librarian, three inches high, in tawny sugar, seated on a pile of books and with other books scattered at his feet. These had tiny photos of the dust wrappers of my own books embedded in their surfaces. I haven't had the heart to eat my words, let alone to eat the Librarian, so the whole lot is now kept behind glass in one of my bookcases. In the still of the night, a muffled but apparently contented ook is sometimes heard.

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* From: "Jason"

Does this [a cat full of sixpences] have something to do with a cat eating a lot of pudding? I haven't been able to figure it out. It was used in I Shall Wear Midnight.

"Tiffany had wondered how Granny and Mrs Proust would get on, given that both of them were as proud as a cat full of sixpences."

"Tiffany stood outside herself and watched herself twirl the beautiful dress as black as a cat full of sixpences, and she thought: I shall wear midnight, and I will be good at it ..."

WB replies: I might be able to help you out if the Ed had bothered to lend me the book to read in the first place...

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* From: "Rachael"

Looks like Daily Mail correspondent Liz Jones may be a Pratchett fan - her one-eyed cat with no tail is called Grebo.

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* From: "J Segal"

Turtles all the way recently got a mention in Dilbert.

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* From: Liz Kearney

I work as a reporter. I covered a Skype conversation today between a few local high school students and an Egyptian student in Cairo. The audio was a little fuzzy.

When they talked of Tahrir Square, I thought they were saying "Sator Square."

I couldn't figure out why Sator Square sounded so familiar. Was it the site of another pro-democracy movement? Was it in Prague? London? I went to Google. The first page of hits were about some ancient Roman palindrome.

Then I got further down and saw the references to Discworld. Ah! Of course. It's in Ankh-Morpork, and it's where free speech is allowed and encouraged. How appropriate.

I love how Discworld is always turning up in my daily life.

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* From: "David & Dayle Youngs"

We watch the quiz show Jeopardy most nights.

Last week, after demonstrating that a computer that is allowed to look up the answers can beat two mere human beans, the final question on the Teen show was to complete the title I Shall Wear ___, and they were given the addition clues of Terry Pratchett and Tiffany Aching. None of them even attempted to answer it.

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* From: "Joe Kitchen"

On a visit to St Petersburg with school over the February half term, we were told by our guide about the Gostinyi dvor (a kind of indoor market) on Nevsky Prospekt, which used to, so we heard, have a part of the building set aside for thieves and allied trades to sell their goods, on the theory that it would encourage them to regulate themselves. I immediately thought of the Guild of Thieves, Housebreakers and Allied Trades in Ankh-Morpork, and wondered whether Pterry had known of this when creating an official thieves' guild.

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* From: Susan Swindley

Seen in Glasgow, are these possibly the "Nac Mac Feegles" or a Glaswegian fan club?

They do seem to fit the definition: The Nac Mac Feegle, known also as the Wee Free Men, appearing in the works of Terry Pratchett. Their skin appears blue, since they are heavily tattooed and covered in woad, and all have red hair. The tattoos indicate which clan the Feegle belongs to. They talk in a heavy Scottish accent (usually Glaswegian, in the clans so far encountered). They are notably strong and resilient, which comes in handy given that male Feegles (which means almost all of them) tend to be notoriously rowdy.

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* From: Dana MacDermott

I just started getting DWM, and thought I would share with you the Mutant Vehicle my husband and I created to use at Burning Man last year.

We will be upgrading it for the coming year. We are planning on extending the shell and rebuilding the elephants. Since WorldCon is in Reno, Nevada the week before Burning Man (which is in the desert a couple of hours out of Reno), the vehicle is scheduled to be exhibited there.

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* From: Thom Fish

I saw this picture [of a man in the Egyptian revolution] in the paper and thought, surely he can't be using normal bread to protect his head ... it must be dwarf bread.

Carrot would approve I think...

4. DiscTrivia

This month I have listed eight Discworld books and ten character names. Your challenge is to match the characters to their appropriate book and hope I've got it all right...

The books:

  1. The Wee Free Men
  2. A Hat Full Of Sky
  3. Going Postal
  4. Thud!
  5. Wintersmith
  6. Making Money
  7. Unseen Academicals
  8. I Shall Wear Midnight

The names:

  1. Miss Level
  2. Nils Mousehammer
  3. Juliet Stollop
  4. Tolliver Groat
  5. Jenny Green-Teeth
  6. Seth Petty
  7. Charlie Benito
  8. Mrs Earwig

The answers as usual can be found at the end of this issue.

5. Article: Discworld Games - Part 1: The Colour of Magic

Written by Jason Anthony.

In this series of articles I will look at the various Discworld games (either computer or physical) that have been developed over the years. I'll kick the series off with the original computer game The Colour of Magic based on the book of the same name.

Back in 1986 when the game was released computer games looked a lot different to what they do now - the most popular home computers of the time were 8bit computers like the ZX Spectrum or the Commodore 64. These computers had limited memory, limited graphics and loaded their games from compact audio cassettes that those of us of a certain age will remember using to make mix tapes of our favourite songs. [I also remember the left/right balance was out on these mix tapes which you then tried to blame on my new Technics stereo ... WB]

The Colour of Magic is a semi-graphical adventure that was released for the ZX Spectrum, Commodore 64 and the Amstrad CPC. Most of the time the screen is text based and occasionally you get into an area that has a picture of the scene. It is reminiscent of the classic adventure game version of The Hobbit.

The game was developed by Delta 4 and was published by Piranha Games.

The game follows the plot of the book very closely and much of the text is taken straight out of the book. In fact the first piece of flavour text you get to read is the explanation of directions on the disc. This is vital in fact because the navigation of the game shuns the normal North, East, South and West directions for Rimward, Hubward, Widdershins and Turnwise.

You play the role of Rincewind in the game and so start the game nursing a small mug of beer in The Broken Drum just as Blind Hugh, Twoflower and The Luggage arrive.

Like many games of the period you are left to work out what is required by yourself with little or no explanation of even which commands are possible ... expect to be regularly told that whatever you want to do is not possible.

I downloaded (legally, I hope) a copy of the game and a ZX Spectrum emulator via the LSpace website ( Unfortunately the emulator wouldn't work on my three-year-old PC stating it was too fast! Searching the web I found a Windows-based Spectrum emulator called which worked with Windows 7. ( If you don't want to download the Spectrum emulator you can play the Commodore 64 version on the web at

The Spectrum version has a custom font that looks more fantasy based but the standard font of the Commodore 64 version is much easier to read.

I attempted to play the game from scratch and failed to get anywhere. So I downloaded the solution from the LSpace website. Having looked at the sequence required to get through the first act it was no surprise I couldn't get anywhere! With the solution in front of me I was able to follow Part 1 through to conclusion ... but it was still quite an effort. At the end of part 1 the Commodore 64 restarted so I typed in:

20 GOTO 10

Thus proving I still remembered those programming skills from my youth. Unfortunately I couldn't remember how stop it and closed down my browser instead.

Games have moved on a long, long way since 1986 and so I can only recommend talking a look at The Colour of Magic for nostalgic reasons.

Next time I'll look at Discworld by Psygnosis and how to run it in ScummVM on modern hardware and Windows 7.

6. Competition results.

Result: I Shall Wear Midnight

Last month while I was tidying up my study I found a signed US first edition copy of I Shall Wear Midnight in a jiffy bag which the publisher sent to me to give away. Due to a misunderstanding, it appears we're now obligated to give away the book itself, not the jiffy bag.

We asked you to answer the following simple question:

In which issue of Discworld Monthly did we first review I Shall Wear Midnight?

The answer we were looking for and for the most part received was Issue 160 - August 2010. Bizarrely just over 160 people got the correct answer.

The randomly selected winner and soon to be owner of the signed US first edition I Shall Wear Midnight is Stephen Dunn of Cramlington in the North East of England ... unless you'd really prefer the jiffy bag, Stephen.

7. The End

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* DiscTrivia Results *

  1. The Wee Free Men - Jenny Green-Teeth
  2. A Hat Full Of Sky - Miss Level
  3. Going Postal - Tolliver Groat
  4. Thud! - Nils Mousehammer
  5. Wintersmith - Mrs Earwig
  6. Making Money - Charlie Benito
  7. Unseen Academicals - Juliet Stollop
  8. I Shall Wear Midnight - Seth Petty

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